Insomnia Report
Location: Under the bright, bright, white florescent light...
Mood-of-the-day: Where’s the air-con?!
Tuesday, 7th September 2004.
Begin transmission:
2130 hours: Sitting down at Windows 98, writing an entry. Calls from the male parent from ground floor signify the return of parents and youngest sibling.
2200 hours: Return of parents and youngest sibling with fast food take-outs. Food contains little nutrition value and overload of carbohydrates. Trademarked company: MacDonald’s
2330 hours: Hitting the sack. Constant, irregular noises heard from outside vicinity. Password: Meows. Species: Cat(s). Access granted.
2345 hours: Two feline entities take position on opposite sides of the room, each focused on personal hygiene. Lights off.
0000 hours: Strange impulses from internal body. Feeling: uncomfortable. Advanced cooling system turned off.
0015 hours: Stupor interrupted by two different low growls. Interruption ignored.
0020 hours: Growls persisted and grew in volume. Got up and took one source of irritation on bed to be scratched. Growls reduced and ceased.
0045 hours: Stomach upset persisted. Drank H2O from supply. Junior feline on bed fell asleep.
0130 hours: Still no entry to subconscious. Cerebral centre in minimum activity. Internal discomfort to be blamed.
0200 hours: Soft trailing pressure on bed, followed by sudden sharp stings on heel. Foot under attack!
0205 hours: Pushed junior feline off the bed. Wiped dust and sand grains off bed.
0300 hours: Eyes felt tired. Drank a bit more H2O.
0330 hours: Low growling returned. Covered head with pillows. Advanced cooling system turned on.
0400 hours: Growling reduced. Stomach upset continued. Took a bathroom break.
0445 hours: Mood not content. Constant yawning. Good news: both feline ceased making noise.
0510 hours: Low stupor. Internal discomfort seemed to have reduced. Breathing softly.
0530 hours: Subconscious achieved.
0600 hours: Sudden awakening by loud meowing and high-pitched screeches. Both feline are exercising their fighting skills for territorial rights.
0605 hours: Kicked them both out. Password changed to female parent’s voice only. Returned to bed.
0615 hours: Voice of female parent. Password confirmed. All systems activated despite lack of proper maintenance.
End transmission:
Conclusion: 30 minutes of sleep. If day consists of belt tightening and zipped purses, never go to bed with a full stomach. And wash the cat-mat. ASAP
Signed: *Ophie, taking a 5-minute nap after this.
Mood-of-the-day: Where’s the air-con?!
Tuesday, 7th September 2004.
Begin transmission:
2130 hours: Sitting down at Windows 98, writing an entry. Calls from the male parent from ground floor signify the return of parents and youngest sibling.
2200 hours: Return of parents and youngest sibling with fast food take-outs. Food contains little nutrition value and overload of carbohydrates. Trademarked company: MacDonald’s
2330 hours: Hitting the sack. Constant, irregular noises heard from outside vicinity. Password: Meows. Species: Cat(s). Access granted.
2345 hours: Two feline entities take position on opposite sides of the room, each focused on personal hygiene. Lights off.
0000 hours: Strange impulses from internal body. Feeling: uncomfortable. Advanced cooling system turned off.
0015 hours: Stupor interrupted by two different low growls. Interruption ignored.
0020 hours: Growls persisted and grew in volume. Got up and took one source of irritation on bed to be scratched. Growls reduced and ceased.
0045 hours: Stomach upset persisted. Drank H2O from supply. Junior feline on bed fell asleep.
0130 hours: Still no entry to subconscious. Cerebral centre in minimum activity. Internal discomfort to be blamed.
0200 hours: Soft trailing pressure on bed, followed by sudden sharp stings on heel. Foot under attack!
0205 hours: Pushed junior feline off the bed. Wiped dust and sand grains off bed.
0300 hours: Eyes felt tired. Drank a bit more H2O.
0330 hours: Low growling returned. Covered head with pillows. Advanced cooling system turned on.
0400 hours: Growling reduced. Stomach upset continued. Took a bathroom break.
0445 hours: Mood not content. Constant yawning. Good news: both feline ceased making noise.
0510 hours: Low stupor. Internal discomfort seemed to have reduced. Breathing softly.
0530 hours: Subconscious achieved.
0600 hours: Sudden awakening by loud meowing and high-pitched screeches. Both feline are exercising their fighting skills for territorial rights.
0605 hours: Kicked them both out. Password changed to female parent’s voice only. Returned to bed.
0615 hours: Voice of female parent. Password confirmed. All systems activated despite lack of proper maintenance.
End transmission:
Conclusion: 30 minutes of sleep. If day consists of belt tightening and zipped purses, never go to bed with a full stomach. And wash the cat-mat. ASAP
Signed: *Ophie, taking a 5-minute nap after this.
Imagination shone on 9/08/2004 09:59:00 AM
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